wish me luck enrique tonight
 

wish me luck was x factor last week in concert,the screaming when one direction come on my poor little ears,now i gotta take the mrs to see enrique tonight thousands and thousands of screaming wet pantied housewives........

I like the sound of 20,000 moist MILFS :norty:

But would I endure Enrique for a sniff of a herd of quim......

Errrrrr... nope :nono:

If on the other hand........ I had earphones!

:cath: :cath: :cath:

why do women have legs?

I don't know........ why do women have legs??

have you seen the mess a snail makes?

why dont old women have smears?

:drumroll:

I don't know, why don't old women have smears

(I don't know this one, so looking forward to this?

have you ever tried parting a toasted cheese sandwich?

Eeeewwwww.......

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Sorry to hear you have to suffer Enrique for an evening. thoughts are with you in your time of need

good luck mate, rather you than me :-(

Thank you for your kind words of support
the things we do we for our wives to keep them happy and which allows me to spend more money on the scoob lol there is always a plan to keep the mrs sweet

Amen :doubleup:

must admit he put on a good show as well

lemar first:wa::vom:

and the old tart that stood next to us when his music started she jumped in the air and then missed the step and fell down three rows of steps now that was funny:doubleup:

Thats where im lucky. Me & Emma are into the same things

Worth going just for that mate! :lol:

Just thread this thread. Simon, those jokes are just wrong :lol:

Good work :mrgreen: