Squadron Underpant
 

SQUADRON PRESS OFFICE..........EMBARGO LIFTED 13:45 HOURS 20 NOV 09.....................

At last, the Squadron Outfitters have released the long-awaited Squadron Underpant, in regulation colours, to match the popular Squadron Sock, as seen worn at various parades etc.

This underpant is designed to withstand tremendous G-forces in the traditional manner, and can be described as a "snug fit".

All pilots should add this underpant to their Xmas list, so that wives and girlfriends can benefit enormously at Christmas time.

http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e3...cture123-1.jpg

What a fantastic pair of undercrackers you have there.

Have these been friction rated yet?

How effective are they at keeping toxic gases from the public's nose's :rofl:

SQUADRON PRESS OFFICE :stop:

Erroneous information:stop:

Squadron socks are shown to bare, signature 'yellow flash'

Designated to 555 squadron 'hero range' ONLY!

Making associated item 'overpants' and not as noted on release! underpants.

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You crack me up Keith with what you come out with :-D
Good to have you back posting more often as your sense of humour & wit have been missed lately :doubleup:

ps...are there any plans for squadron tongs :angst: sorry that should read THONGS lol

Are those for handling your sausage:nono:

fpmsl, didn't realise i'd put that :whistle: it should read THONGS :norty:

:agreed:

Yep i missed this sort of thread, keeps us smiling:doubleup:

Who's gonna model them at the next meet?

Thanks Guys!

Squadron tongs have been put on the backburner for the barbeque season, where they will definitely come in handy!!

They may well form part of the "Hero Range" that Captain X will be interested in. More in due course!!!!

I was a little scared when opening this thread...thankfully Keith wasn't modelling them. Phew :drumroll: