Weapons of Mass Dysfunction
 

To celebrate the Squadron Leader's return to front-line duty, a new weapons system has been partially released from the secret list: The Thudbolt Missile System has completed final trials.

"Silver Wing", piloted by F. Off Krud "No-bars" Simpleton, can be seen "missiles extant" after completing trials. The Wing Mirror Cloak Conversion went not without mishap, however, when the loading tray folding mechanism (needed to ensure good aerodynamics when missile system not in use) was rendered inactive when a not-concentrating boffin trod on the arming mechanism and suffered Club Foot as a result.

Obviously, all the internal cabin controls are still top secret, as is the guidance system, and the method by which missiles are stored in the wing mirrors.

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Dickie Dangworthy-Trumpet, top boffin and inventor, poses triumphantly, following the Squadron Leader's acceptance into service of the Thudbolt, which Dickie triumphantly holds aloft.

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Re: Weapons of Mass Dysfunction
 

what the hell do your neighbours think? :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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PMSL. :yeah: :10: :rofl: :rofl:

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Top job dangworthy sir, the world now feels a much safer place, tea and crumpets (and biscuits) all round, hurah hurah!

Re: Weapons of Mass Dysfunction
 

Nice weapon there keith.




The missiles ain't bad either :whistle:


Rich........... Malted Milk?

Re: Weapons of Mass Dysfunction
 

mmm, think I've noticed a trend developing with some of your alter-egos; a penchant for wearing no trousers :rofl:

Re: Weapons of Mass Dysfunction
 

The neighbours got a free show, so they are not complaining!!


Malted milk creams.....................mmmmmm!!!

Not wearing trousers? An astute observation there from Ian!!

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Fan Bloomin Tastic

Given me a much needed laugh today.
:10: :doubleup: :10:

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Sqn Ldr to Subarman... Sqn Ldr to Subarman...

Thudbolt Missile System.... Silverest Wingus.... Top Boffin.... Sugar Welly Egg Egg Tropical.... over

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This is what the Squadron is all about. "The Squadron is glad that your pleasure was maximised on this occasion, and we hope to provide similar results in the future".

Quote: Squadron Press Office, seventeen hundred hours, today.

Re: Weapons of Mass Dysfunction
 

Malted milk creams indeed sir and may i say what a spiffing choice, very dunkable but must be in two's!

Now the question is sir are they dipped in nice cup of char or nibbled and nobbeld with a ginger beer what what!! :confused:

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A free show of what though :shock:

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:sos:

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QUOTE FROM SQUADRON PRESS OFFICE:

"A hospital spokesman confirmed that they are recovering well after psychiatric assessment".