Stag do costume
 

I need some suggestions....I am organizing my best mates stag do, we will be spending 3 days in Newcastle early December getting totally wasted. I have been looking into ridiculous costumes to make him wear but so far found nothing suitable, most things I have found on google are a bit predictable. My mate is a bit of an exhibitionist so most things wouldn't phase him but I want something that he will hate! bearing in mind we still need to get into pubs and clubs.

Someone has already suggested a morph suit then slipping viagra in his drink.....amazing as this is I don't want to kill him :)

So people, what would you suggest??

Mr-T with shoe polish on the face n everything.

any Mr-men costume you can get hold of

Wally from "Where's Wally"

All go dressed as Bernie Clifton (At least the bird half anyways) :-
http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=...=0&FORM=IDFRIR
And when I say all go, I mean from the moment you leave your house to go catch the train. anyone that wimps out gets shoved in to the first gay bar you come across while dressed as. . . . .you guessed it. . . Bernie Clifton.
in fact, if you can get him to the church after still dressed as bernie clifton, even better.

oh, dress him up as Princess Leya

You could go down the route of hiring a dwarf and handcuffing the pair of them together for all waking hours. Not sure what the going rate for this is, but I have seen it done.

Funny enough I did look into this, it's really an American thing.

They must have more enterprising dwarves out there.

mate of mine went on a stag do where someone did the dwarf thing so it is possible over here

Middlesborough shirt

Dress him up in drag fella lol

Just leave a decent amount of time before the wedding for the broken bones to heal!

or Sunderland.:ok:


What about a nappy, or telly tubby.

the girls up there wear next to nothing all year round. :nod:

Have to agree that a Maccam shirt'd go down even better. Though I'd probably cancel the wedding cos you'll never see him again....

Anyone from YMCA would do it surely.....leather chaps with the @rse cut out :D

Or a Man U supporter after the weekend they'd all be pretty embarrassed to wear a red shirt...

Middlebrough......brough :D [I'm from their....sniff]

give him a mankini to wear! http://www.nilodudes.com/WebRoot/Sto...raje_Bano1.jpgthat should make if feel silly! lol

I know it's a bit "safe" but if you are stuck for a choice, you could always go for Hanna Barbera characters.

There's plenty to choose from. Plus, dressed like this, you won't get stoved in!

You could always dress the Stag as Penelope Pitstop :ok:

I would have to go for either Captain Caveman, Hong Kong Phooey or one of the Hair Bear Bunch myself :nod:

http://i178.photobucket.com/albums/w...rzelg/gang.jpg

He'd freeze to death even in the middle of summer.

Why do you think I moved South..........and then to Queensland :D