The British Solution to Save Petrol
 

Brown wants us to cut the amount of petrol we use.......



The best way to stop using so much petrol is to deport 3 million illegal immigrants!



That would be 3 million less people using our petrol. The price of petrol would come down.....



Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the Channel....



When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the Channel, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq .....



Tell him if he wants to come to Britain then he must serve a tour in the military....



Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it......



After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country.....



He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal resident...... .



This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves.. .....



If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo.....



Problem solved.....

:yeah:

Re: The British Solution to Save Petrol
 

Love that!!!

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If only

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So true, and totally agree :10: :doubleup:

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damn right.

i hate the way our country is a pushover with immigrants and benefit spongers, whilst the rest of us work hard for our salaries and get taxed to death to prop up the lazy pikey twats who think its acceptable to claim free money :splat:

rant over.

Re: The British Solution to Save Petrol
 

should probably add that i don't think everyone on benefits is a pikey sponger :rofl: just the ones who can't be arsed to get a job when they're perfectly capable of working.

isn't it considered offensive to say "pikey" now as well these days? balls to that too, some pikeys broke into one of our lockups at work yesterday and stole a load of stuff, bloody theiving gits. police never interested, seems they're immune from prosecution because they have no permanent address :roll:

i need a drink. :chug:

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Police not interested as too busy taking photo's of bikers!!!

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:10:

Quality :10:

SPOT ON :doubleup:

Cath for PM!!!!

quality lol

:agreed::yeah: