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SUBARMAN 15-07-2009 03:28 PM

And they say real men don't eat quiche!!!
 
The Squadron Leader arrives at a secret Squadron base and parks at dispersal, joining a couple of other "Wagons at the ready"! Note the various cunningly disguised communication aerials!!!

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Just time to warm up some quiche! Mmmmm! I'm hungry!

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Can't wait! Gonna cut some!

http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ure083-1-1.jpg

Hmmmm! Time to fit some stickers! Now, which colour?

http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e3...Picture085.jpg

Wait a minute! Why not attach some quiche instead of a sticker? Hmmmm!

http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e3...cture087-2.jpg

No! I'll show what real men do with quiche!

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Fortified with quiche, the Sqn Ldr sets about designing a Squadron Display in the Senior Officer's Mess!

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Ah hah hah ha! A eureka moment! Let's run outside and photograph wagons!

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Up on the hills with the Sqn Ldr! There is no finer place to be!

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This ridiculous story courtesy of the 555 Wagon Squadron press office.

The quiche was prepared by our famous Italian chef, Fellatio Cannoli.

Get your Squadron Cookbook by phoning 555 - 555555 and ask for Fellatio!!!

worzel 15-07-2009 03:42 PM

Re: And they say real men don't eat quiche!!!
 
Fanatstic stuff there Wagon Squadron :doubleup:

Like the sound of that italian chef.............. does he by any chance, happen to be related to the famous and screamingly gay 2 dunlop star chef Marf Fool O'dick.


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SUBARMAN 15-07-2009 03:45 PM

Re: And they say real men don't eat quiche!!!
 
Marf, confusingly pronounced "mouth" in England is his uncle, who tried to join the Squadron but failed the medical.

worzel 15-07-2009 03:50 PM

Re: And they say real men don't eat quiche!!!
 
I must say I'm not surprised to hear that. What with penchant for sausage surprise in the past.

SUBARMAN 15-07-2009 04:10 PM

Re: And they say real men don't eat quiche!!!
 
Sausage Surprise is his "signature dish" I am led to believe!

Anyway, Fellatio is proving very popular with some of the other pilots! The canteen is always full at meal times.

worzel 15-07-2009 04:24 PM

Re: And they say real men don't eat quiche!!!
 
Does he still do that wonderful dish, male chicken in a transit?

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Crowman 15-07-2009 04:51 PM

Re: And they say real men don't eat quiche!!!
 
You mean willy in a luton

SUBARMAN 15-07-2009 04:53 PM

Re: And they say real men don't eat quiche!!!
 
I think we need to transfer this theme to the "Cookery Section".... :whistle:

Sir Henry Pasta-Bake will be dealing with all future culinary enquiries!!!!!


HURRAH for the Squadron Leader and his awesome plans !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Steve_PPP 15-07-2009 05:49 PM

Re: And they say real men don't eat quiche!!!
 
mmmmm quiche :norty:

(although i don't fancy the sausage surprise, i'll let you keep that dish a true Wagon Squadron secret) :nod:

C. J. 15-07-2009 05:54 PM

Re: And they say real men don't eat quiche!!!
 
dont forget cockovan is always a popular one !

SUBARMAN 15-07-2009 06:40 PM

Re: And they say real men don't eat quiche!!!
 
LOL at CJ!!!

Steve - the sausage surprise is not a Squadron secret, it is a Worzel secret. Please keep the distinction VERY clear!! :nod:

Also, (further distancing), Marf failed his medical so was not permitted to enter hallowed Squadron circles. Our own Fellatio has no more to do with his uncle, who now resides in foreign lands where the Squadron does not have operational jurisdiction, fortunately.

Steve_PPP 15-07-2009 07:10 PM

Re: And they say real men don't eat quiche!!!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by SUBARMAN
Steve - the sausage surprise is not a Squadron secret, it is a Worzel secret. Please keep the distinction VERY clear!! :nod:

My mistake. I hearby issue a fully qualified apology to the Squadron for tarnishing them with such sausage-related accusations. :oldman:

worzel 15-07-2009 09:58 PM

Re: And they say real men don't eat quiche!!!
 
And the surprise is.............




























............chorizo! What else! :roll:

SUBARMAN 16-07-2009 10:09 AM

Re: And they say real men don't eat quiche!!!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Steve_PPP
Quote:

Originally Posted by SUBARMAN
Steve - the sausage surprise is not a Squadron secret, it is a Worzel secret. Please keep the distinction VERY clear!! :nod:

My mistake. I hearby issue a fully qualified apology to the Squadron for tarnishing them with such sausage-related accusations. :oldman:

PRESS RELEASE ISSUED 10:09 HOURS THU 16 JULY 09

The Squadron Press Office confirms that they will accept all sorts of accusations, but not those in any way sausage related.

worzel 16-07-2009 11:22 AM

Re: And they say real men don't eat quiche!!!
 
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

trails 19-07-2009 11:35 AM

Re: And they say real men don't eat quiche!!!
 
I was hoping Fellatio was a woman :boom:

worzel 19-07-2009 09:51 PM

Re: And they say real men don't eat quiche!!!
 
He used to be! :doh:

trails 20-07-2009 09:23 AM

Re: And they say real men don't eat quiche!!!
 
:doubledown: run away!!

worzel 20-07-2009 09:34 AM

Re: And they say real men don't eat quiche!!!
 
PMSL :rofl:


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