Bizarre week
 

Started saturday when i took the family to local farm park and spent the day going around with John Moir (vic reeves) and his family (they lived near me but moved recently).
Then rest of week mapping in vienna at a dyno v clean with tiled floor, a bar and porn on the walls and telly lol
Testing cars on the autobahn.

This morning i didnt notice phone updated to local time so finished early and now hitting bar in airport, could go hrribly wrong

Simon

lucky git!

Happy days mate :beer:

Nice to hear that there are Dynos / rolling roads that are not just toilets with rollers.

Come on Charlie, get tiling!

Interesting choice - porn, bar, tiles, autobahn and Steve likes tiles :)

Very whoosh

About right PMSL :D

What autobahn Simon?
The Austrians always seem to be a bit hot for pulling people speeding. Ive been caught once.

What is a nice one I did blast down hitting I guess about 160mph last Saturday is the one between Passau and Regensburg (the A3). Only two lanes....but pretty empty and a dry clear day too

Not an unlimited autobahn just a motorway

Around vienna

still find this amusing

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-..._5978221_n.jpg

Simon

that's a great name..... I imagine he introduces himself James Bomd style.. Hi, my names ****er, Manfred ****er. :grin:

:rofl: crazy Austrians :mrgreen:

you mean

"Hallo, mein Namen ****er, Manfred ****er" lol sorry

I'm chuckling to my self thinking of the scenario of him visiting this country and getting pulled by one of our friendly Traffic Plod.

Something like this.......

"So.... Mr Schumacher! In a bit of a hurry are we? ........ right, lets get this sorted out shall we? .......... Ok Sir... Name?"

"Vanker" (that's obviously ****er with an Austrian lilt to it)

MUCH Hilarity and a strip search to follow :lol:

Its a hard life you live isn't it Simon... :lol:

Man... the life of a Map-star eh Simon! But i guess someone has to do it...

I have griven past a hotel a few years back called on the Austrain - Italian - Slovene boarder area ish called - cant remember where

Guesthouse (Gasthaus) ****er

There is a driving school north of Munich called

Driving school (Farshule) ****

And a small mountain I have climbed near the German Austain boarder called

The ****

****er in German is Vixer.

i think the swear filter ruined that post, you'll have to give us some clues :lol:

Tough being part of the jetset.!!!!
Live it up mate.

Knackering and saw dyno - hotel - dyno - traffic etc

Simon

Bizarre car in a bizarre week, yes that is run in 5th to try and stop it wheel spinning :rolleyes: not my choice lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q37S1oHaRvE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qaHGJ-WlfWs

Simon

I think Charlie should start using the same approach to keep it on the rollers...... Where did you find them all??!

one on the left is the owner, other two are his friends

Looks like a scene from a 1980's chuckle brothers out take.

Simon, did you get any pics or free samples of the porn?


Steve

sorry they only had female human porn stars.. nothing you normally go for mate.

Simon :) ;)

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