The Chavs Prayer
The Chav’s Lords Prayer
Our father who art in prison
Mum don’t know his name
Thy riots come
Read in the Sun
In Birmingham as it is in London
Give us this day our giro cheque
And forgive us our looting
As we’re happy to loot those who defend stuff against us
Lead us not into employment
But deliver us free housing
For thine is the Reebok, the Burberry and Bacardi
For ever and ever
innit.
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Keep it on the black stuff and leave the pit boards alone 
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