[No-bars Simpleton]

Tally-ho Washout Old Chap!

Only now have security clearances allowed me to claim this mission as my own, what!

I understand the Squadron "Spiffing Adventures Committee" may award me a gong for my actions!!!!!!!!!!

Add this to the news that Ami "Rockbun" Rudrum has now completed more than twenty hours on Wagons and just has her "Formation Parking Episode" to complete under the watchful eye of "Chocks" and we shall all be fine and dandy!!!

Simpleton out......................... (also with a tear in my eye)