The man is a filthy bastard, plain and simple! His user name should be changed to "mustard gas producing mother ****er" to be honest!
I have been moved to wanting to rip his tits off with something blunt and preferably rusty too, during some of his unilateral chemical attacks. Japbash a couple of years ago, nearly lead to murder!
The guy is an anal cloud producing legend, thankfully there are not many others like him. I can drop an "air biscuit" with most people, but there's no keeping up with this lad.
Rich, your a brave boy going down to Germany with him.
And how you ever get your "trumpet" blown is beyond me, if I was a chick I wouldn't dare venture anywhere south of your ears!
Lubs yoo!