This is a funny story I put in The Woc and it happened this year at Santa Pod. It will also go well with the thread topic!
Cant remember what event but it was one of the big Jap Shows.
I had been walking round all day from 7.30am and it was one of those days where your stomach is full of noises.
At 5.00 pm I was fully aware I needed a crap 8 hours ago, so I headed for The Pod toilets.
I have spent many days at The Pod over the years at mid week test sessions where the place is empty compared to the big events and we always use the women's, as it's the first one you come to and better for your health.!
Knowing that several thousand people had gone home there was about 50% of the spectators left and as I got to the women's wc it appeared empty.
A quick look over my shoulder and I was in and noticed all the cubical doors were slightly open suggesting the place was empty.
Walked down the end and locked myself in the end cubical.
Now, this is one of the occasions where you are REALLY glad you have made it to the WC and I knew this was going to be explosive !
Trousers at ankles, sat down, just about to commence the performance and fook me I heard footsteps enter and it was more than one person.
Sitting there holding back and I heard 3 doors lock.
Im normally one of those guys that do anything within my power to 5hit in silence but on this occasion it seemed different as I was in a women's public toilet so I went for it.
The following violence would have been dramatic and a Gent's WC! .... I'm talking serious fartage that sounded worrying. I am now sitting there quietly pissing myself laughing knowing that the 3 women are thinking "Jeezus, listen to her".
Anyway, I finished, sat there for a while until the coast was clear and left.
Hours later at home I told this story to Hev (my wife).
She was laughing to the point she slowly slid off the settee ?? I knew it was a funny story but Hev was in fookin stitches and was trying to talk but couldn't.
Eventually whilst still laughing she said ", I know, I was in their at the same time !!!!!!!!!
and she was, because she described the whole event in great detail
