[No-bars Simpleton]

I say "Sharp Shot"! That's a bit rum if I may say so!

"Poor Old Chocks", as he has been known around the dispersal pan these last few days, is suffering from what the medics term "Chocks Overload".

He has been seen in his overalls, with a bit of string trailing down the inside of each trouser leg, to which are attached two chocks to each trouser, which dangle along the ground behind his feet! He can walk quite fast in this state, and it is most amusing to watch the chocks respond to his jerky leg movements as he clatters about with his chocks following him everywhere. As you can imagine, they keep getting caught in all sorts of equipment and the H&S boys are hot on his trail!

While he is in this state, be assured that we "fly-boys" are keeping an eye to ensure his thrusting duct remains open at all times.

We are just going to have to sweat it out like the patient chaps that we are, in the hope that he "comes good" on Friday!!!


Simpleton out..........................................