Mechanic and the Cardiologist
A mechanic was removing a cylinder-head from the motor of a Harley
motorcycle when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his shop. The
cardiologist was there waiting for the service manager to come take a look
at his bike when the mechanic shouted across the garage "Hey Doc, want to
take a look at this?"
The cardiologist, a bit surprised, walked over to where the mechanic
was working on the motorcycle.
The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and said, "So
Doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take the valves out, repair any
damage, and then put them back in, and when I finish, it works just like
new. So how come I make £29,000 a year, a pretty small salary and you get
the really big bucks when you and I are doing basically the same work?"
The cardiologist paused, smiled and leaned over, then whispered to
the mechanic................................ "Try doing it with the engine
running."
:SUBARMAN: