How to use a hose pipe to clean your car whilst there is a hose pipe ban.
1. Park car as near to tap / hose reel as possible.
2. Stand beside hose.
3. Undo trouser button and flies and drop trousers to ankles.
4. Bend down whilst slowly looking around,grab hose and tuck inside trouser leg.
5. Pull hose up to mouth and grab with teeth.
6. Pull your trousers up.
7. Take off sweatshirt or sleeved top.
8. Whilst gripping hose put top back on.
9. Pull 20cm's of hose out of sleeve.
10. Grab sponge and hose together and turn on tap
