"Have you done a sex video with your wife?" I said to my mate in the pub."Yeah of course!" he said."Me too!" I said. "I've got an idea: when we get home, you send me yours, I'll send you mine, we can knock one out then delete them. What do you say?""You're on!" he said excitedly as he rubbed his hands together and hurried home.That was a week ago. I've not spoken to him since.Maybe he felt a bit awkward watching me f***ing his wife.
