The fact is we live on an island, surrounded by the fookin stuff! The furthest point from the sea in this country is 72 miles!!!

Also the fact that it has rained in this country for years and years, with floods every year and the water has just drained away, due to poor water management by the water companies.

The fact that we can't even pipe the water down from places that have plenty but we can afford to fight "oil wars" all over the world.

This country really grips my **** sometimes

You know what, **** it, I'm packing up and going to live in Germany!!!!!!!!!!