Im crying with laughter, some of the other reviews are amazing:
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As a reformed member of the Vietcong and survivor of numerous F4 Phantom Napalm strikes, I can say with confidence that the Yanks used the wrong ingredients for their incendiary devices.
I applied a small dab of this product onto my gentleman's sphericals and the searing pain was immediate, intense and will cause me flashbacks for the rest of my life. My poor swollen glands now have a blue hue and I fear they will never recover.
Had Colonel Kilgore and his dogs used this against my brave communist brothers we would have surrendered immediately.
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