I would love to........... but too old, too slow, my knees are crapper than Jimmy Bullards but most importantly........................






I'm too ****ing lazy!

No, I think it's a good idea to have something like that. I reckon that something like you mentioned before might be better, meaning Paintball.

You don't have to be that young and fit to do it (guile and stealth is any match for fitness and bravado! ) and what better feeling than busting a cap in someones ass when you are old and slow like me!