I feel better knowing a few people have done it... When I first started seing the misses I had my ra(pride and joy !!) managed to get it out the garage one sunny day,all buffed up mind..so drive round to pick her up( proud as punch!!) reversed up a kerb square on,outside her house.. caught both piss flaps between kerb and tyres and removed bumper and brackets and flaps completly from car in one motion!! Yes felt like a right tit... Or left one in Clive's case!!
To which her neighbour came out..who was a mate I hadn't seen since school!!
You can imagine the rest...
