You had white wheels on Saturday!
I believe you may be suffering from 'Black-my-ride-itus’. A condition where one feels the need to paint everything black. We have a couple of suffers in the Sqn, so you’re not alone.
The condition is a symptom of Wagonism. There is no cure I’m afraid and all you can do is get on that ‘Wagon’ wagon and hold on tight. Some suffers get relief from dressing up in silly uniforms and having their pictures taken, but they never admit to it
PS. Where were you going at 08:41 this morning heading flight level Ashington/Thakeham? I have my sources before you ask.