What happened was

While fitting the new splitter for the piccies on the tunnel run, I slipped while zipping from one side of the car to the other. Would have been bad enough to crunch the knee into the drive! But no!!!! I had to land my left knee squarely on the 10mm spanner laying at a jaunty angle on said drive!!!!

**** me, that hurt! Swelling is going down now

Trust me, never felt like such a ****ing donut in all my life