Hmmmmm !!
The 555 Wagon Squadron Legal Eagles have agreed to take on the case of Pilot Officer "Stealthy" Mitchell v. Captain X.
The issue for the prosecution being that, although outranked by Captain X (known as Mr X for these purposes, but we all know who he really is), Pilot Officer Mitchell is entitled to "severe personal freedom" in the choice of thread titles, when communicating with all ranks equivalent and above.
The Defence will argue that, because this thread could be read by more lowly members of the Squadron, such as members of the Tactical Mayhem Team, that the above case for the prosecution does not apply.
Air Vice Marshall Sir Compostable Punnet will hear both sides of the case tomorrow. Reporters from the 555 Wagon Squadron Press Office will be on hand to sensationalise the case as required. We understand that Fl Lt Cynthia Sharpley will be on hand to faint in the public gallery as any pre-determined verdict is read out.
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