Was just getting comfy

in bed last night when we heard a bit of swearing as some local oiks walked past the house. Then heard a 'THUD...CRASH'.
So got out of bed and looked out.....as the eye's adjusted/opened I saw 2 oiks legging it down the road, one of which was carrying something (I think/thought).......
Hmmm, have they just done something to the car....maybe...oh well back to getting comfy
This morning I thought I best go out to check the car and find the passenger side wing mirror 'GONE'. Arrgh ! Thats what he was carrying.....
So I walked down the road to see if it was flung/laying anywhere.
Met up with my neighbour...thats 'Chief Inspector Neighbour' to you sonny......
Who told me his wife...thats 'Detective inspector Wifey' to you sonny, also heard something.
She saw them kicking the mirror off and legging it.
She woke him up and he managed to get out of bed, dressed then legged it after them for about 1 mile...all the time the oik still carried the wing mirror. It was a prize he wasn't giving up easily....
Anyway, to cut it short, they got away........
Luckily for me though the car was 'A Company Pool Car'...the scoobs tucked up safe and sound......
FACE.....BOTHERED......maybe a little bit....