[Hongkongfooi]

Originally Posted by simonairheadz

woke up once to find a drunk trying to uproot a bay tree from right below my bedroom window!
How handy was it that i keep a good fishing bait catapult and a bowl of couse gravel on my window ledge(we have a noisey fow where i live and i use it to scare him off)
to say the least a handfull of this at full whack must seriously hurt!but not do a great deal of damage!
Anyway he screamed louder than any fox ive ever heard!and drunkenly ran away falling over many times!
How cool though when i saw him the next morning as i was washing the car!
"what happened to you mate"i said
"i really dont know,i woke up like this this morning"the marks to the back of his neck and head and arms were like raised bright red spots!!!!!!!
He didnt even remember the walk home!

Brilliant!