I'm chuckling to my self thinking of the scenario of him visiting this country and getting pulled by one of our friendly Traffic Plod.

Something like this.......

"So.... Mr Schumacher! In a bit of a hurry are we? ........ right, lets get this sorted out shall we? .......... Ok Sir... Name?"

"Vanker" (that's obviously ****er with an Austrian lilt to it)

MUCH Hilarity and a strip search to follow