I say Chaps, our hyper-sensitive listening equipment at Sqn HQ picked up the following conversation: It was picked up because the conversation had the word "wagon" in it!
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Crowman stated:
I am honoured to receive the very special wagon wheels.
DukeBoy replied:
Well i hope you will be sharing these out Martyn
Crowman replied:
Well mate, i will but you have to eat it whilst standing on one leg wearing your coat backwards.
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Well, Chaps, this got me thinking!
Much has been made of the fact that, last year, we handed out the confectionary known as "Wagon Wheels" to a few of our saloonie chums at Japbash, along with the re-hydrating "Wagon Water".
Martyn has never forgotten this act of supreme kindness. What a fine chap he is, without a doubt! I had forgotten that, not being a wagon owner, he had had to eat the wagon wheel in the strange fashion described above! (any photos of this?)
Seems to me, fellas and chaps and dingle-daisies, that maybe we should make the gesture of making them easier to eat from now on?
Perhaps we could perform "tests" on the Tactical Mayhem Team, currently in the safe hands of "Chocks" Chockington!
Waddya think Chaps?
Simpleton out..............................