[No-bars Simpleton]

I say Old Chap - nice kite you have there, what!

You have obviously seen the madness on here and decided to stick your neck out, what!

Bloody fool, but good on ya!

Let's hope the Squadron Leader gets round to sorting your application. Submit it by first class wagon post to PO box 555, East Sussex.

Alternatively, in not more than 5000 words, you can describe on this thread why you are mad, and what the spec of your handsome kite is!

F Off Krud "No-bars" Simpleton out.........................................