I say… ‘Red Baron’ …what! Dudley here.
The boys at MI555 think you may be suffering from 'Black-my-ride-itus’. A condition where one feels the need to paint everything black. There’s a couple of suffers in the Sqn, so you’re not alone.
The condition is a symptom of Wagonism. There is no cure I’m afraid and all you can do for mild relief is dress up in silly uniforms and have your picture taken. The Sqn never admit to this though
Just for your information our ‘Wagon High Amplitude Tracking’ (or WHAT for short) picked up your wagon at 08:41 this morning travelling in an easterly direction. Heading Bravo two-er one-er three-er three-er Broadford Bridge descending Harbolets Road.
These details will be fed into our ‘Super Computer’ which will give us absolutely nothing back.
Dudley Atherton Farquar-Tongwell
Senior designer of stuff I don’t understand
Wgn Sqn - MI555