I have it................. I have been looking for a name for my soon to materialise character and underling to Subarman.

From this day hence........... my alter ego will be known as...............



SPANNER BOY


I can see the lycra clad pics now, is that a spanner in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?

Hurrrah and spiffidy bang bang, HAIL the trusty tightner of nuts and greaser of nipples......... SPANNER BOY!!