[No-bars Simpleton]

I SAY!!! Chocks old chap! You are going to have to spend time on the "Naughty Step" for dereliction of duty!!!

Squadron Manual Section 7, titled "Sexual thoughts while on duty" refers to the need for all staff to keep a clear head at all times. If you resort to "manual shenanigens" while wearing the uniform of the "triple five", only harm can result.

Whilst the manual states that [all pilots and ground crew require a "steady hand"], you need to be focussing on helping Ken Cobalt out of his paddle predicament sharpish!


F Off Krud "No-bars" Simpleton out................................