It fookin sucks

Whilst we are having a moan, feckin Vodafone , **** e bag useless twats ahhhhhhhhhh
Had no signal in UckfieldEast for 4 days now.
Have been on the Vodafone forum and for 3 days all the support team would say is we have no faults , please reboot your phone.
Bare in mind that there were dozens of people in TN22 posting the same problem.
They have now said oh yes we have an issue which will be looked at but we have no timescale for repair.
What fantastic customer service