I will speak with "Chocks" today and tell him that his application has been accepted and the expectations placed upon him.

I expect it may take an hour or so for him to calm down enough from his euphoric state of being after such splendiferous news, but I am sure he will be on today to leave a message.

Chocks is absolutely perfect for this wonderful and unique section, he has already trained in secret for this and has learned ping pong bat control to level 4, taken evening classes at tea making in the Officers mess which includes special blend infusions and correct biscuit choices. He has also been practicing the "Evo Salute" upon spotting this deadly enemy.