[No-bars Simpleton]

I say Chocks! Angle of attack and all that?

What cottage pie that is! Just stuff it in I say. Any angle will do! Just have a tissue handy! Goes without saying, rally!

As for the saloonies, now they are in a different ball park with this one. Gotta retract the teeth into the gums, or there could be lasting damage, and a different spoken accent at the end of it, what!

Once you have perfected the "after wagon wheel dribble" down the cheek, we can perform some tests on dear old Martyn!

Should be fun, what!