I do like to be likened to herbs actually.

In fairness I am more of a Lemon Thyme than Sage?

Good ground crew are hard to come by. The role would have to be taken with seriousness beyond belief! To enter into such ribaldry and jolly spiffing japery at such a young age could turn a young mans head all a tizzy if he were not careful!

Are you sure that young "Chocks" is of the mental capacity to handle such derring doo and spiffingness?