The rulez, Trigga Old Chap, are to look through the sticky threads at the top. If you still feel you are mad enough, then you take a range of tests, such as formation parking, saluting, saying "Old Boy" in fifteen languages, spend the night with "Chocks" Chockington, and a day as well, and then spend fifteen minutes in the same room with "Sharpshot" Smithers, without an oxygen mask, and you are about done.
Let's see a pic of your pride and joy, eh Chap?
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Toyobaru 86 with Cosworth exhaust brakes and supercharger, Cosworth mapping, Eibach lowering springs, OZ alloys, fast road geo and various cosmetics. Great fun!