[Squadron-Leader]

Modifying your Wagon to look like a saloon? The owner must be suffering from 'Saloonatheria'.

'Saloonatheria' is a common aliment suffered by Wagon owners who try to cross to the ‘White’ side of the force, yet are still tempted by the ‘Dark’ side. Other symptoms include stupidly large front bumpers, wheels that change colour from picture to picture and occasionally dressing up as a chicken and making ‘mooooo cluck wibble wibble’ noises.

Wgn Sqn are sad to say that ‘Saloonatheria’ cannot be treated. Once you have it... it’s yours for life.