Feeling for you! Got a wellwisher message from Krud Simpleton, no less, which I relay to you now!
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I say you poor old codger!
I always remember the time old "Chocks" Chockington got his foot stuck under a chock when a bally kite left in a bit of a hurry, don't you know!
Thing was, although his foot was pretty "how's your father", his head missed the prop by fractions, what!
So you were quite lucky there were no whirring propellors when you took your tumble down the stairs, I should say!
Other thing to remember, don't try descending the stairs with your trousers round your ankles and a stiffy to contend with!! You won't be worried about your ankles, that's for sure! What! What! What!
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