Squadron equipment..........there's tons of it. Much is still on the secret list, but here's a few items! Note the camufligator bag (top left) into which all the equipment fits easily!
Another view of the Camufligator Bag, as used by F Off Simpleton. Notice he is dressed in ceremonial uniform. No idea why!
The Squadron marketing dept are offering limited edition "555 socks and pants" sets to the general public. Both socks come with "left bias" fully incorporated!
After a mission, there is nothing better than putting on a Squadron "relaxing hat" !
Special equipment for ordering pilots into formation - a bullhorn (with special features) and an orientation paddle.
"The Big Weapon" - least said about this the better! Only pilots wearing the proper ID badge, like F Off Simpleton here, can handle it!!!
Oh yes! And on Ebay you can still find examples of this Krud Simpleton doll, holding a "Big Weapon".
A group of Pilots with scarves - no pilot goes on a mission without one of these neck-warming essentials!
Special "sunray and precipitation rerouting equipment" in full deployment mode
Squadron number plates
Missiles..... obviously !
Pilots testing the long-range capabilities of the Squadron walkie-talkie system
The Nitro Pulsar Lux intuitive helmet - more than just a helmet! It has auto-vector co-ordination, compu-trajectory imaging, latent voice technology (inbuilt), and pre-task adjustment.
Pilots of the Sector Black Stealth Flight carry hand weapons. They look quite dandy when worn with a tight-fitting G-suit and intuitive helmet!! Cor !!!!
The Squadron Leader grasping his baton - a piece of equipment to be held only by him!
Fl Lt "Buzz" Blaber demonstrates that this waft-wand has a hundred Squadron uses!
A multi-use surveillance device
Fl Lt "Buzz" Blaber undergoing secret testing of a special flying helmet, featuring Rizz Telemetry and G-force Nullifying Technology, never before combined in a helmet!
And now a few shots of secret equipment being "pilot evaluated" in the Squadron Leader's kitchen, as the Pilot's Mess was in use for pensioner's bingo at the time.
The pilots don't go hungry whilst evaluating secret equipment !!
Right then, that's enough equipment for now!!!