SIR! I could get near his fringe SIR! What what what?

I could hear the creaking when he was briefly with SIR! But I put this down to the badgers mating in the woods, you know how they love to dress up first. I should have been more aware that it was Mr X's Haddock Piece. But after him exposing his plum duff very early in our conversation, one tried to avert ones eyes what!

I heard the claxon going a short while ago, I do hope it's not those ghastly Evo chaps launching some kind of underhand and wangbusting raid again SIR! I will make my way to the Nissans with a framblastica warped wind ray gun, just in case.

What what what and tally bobs!