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Old 21-03-2012, 05:41 AM
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A Mother had 3 daughters.. They were all getting married within a short time period. Because Mom was a bit worried about how their sex life would get started, she made them all promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on how marital sex felt.
The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the wedding. The card said nothing but: 'Nescafe' Mom was puzzled at first, but then went to her kitchen and got out the Nescafe jar.
It said: 'Good till the last drop'. Mom blushed, but was pleased for her daughter.

The second girl sent the card from Vermont a week after the wedding, and the card read: 'Rothmans'
Mom now knew to go straight to her husband's cigarettes, and she read from the pack: 'Extra Long. King Size' She was again slightly embarrassed but still happy for her daughter.

The third girl left for her honeymoon in Nelson, New Zealand Mom waited for a week, nothing. Another week went by and still nothing.. Then after a whole month, a card finally arrived.
Written on it with shaky handwriting were the words 'Air New Zealand ' Mom took out her latest YOU magazine, flipped through the pages fearing the worst, and finally found the ad for Air NZ.

The ad said

'Ten times a day, seven days a week, both ways.'

Mom fainted.
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Old 21-03-2012, 06:54 AM
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Old 21-03-2012, 07:03 AM
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Old 21-03-2012, 12:15 PM
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