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Old 17-02-2012, 03:15 PM
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I receive many CV's & cover letters from guys wanting jobs.

Some are very well presented, others not, and then you get onces like I received this morning :001_rolleyes:

Here are some quotes from this guy who wants a job:-

"I have skills in many things" none are mentioned?

"I have had lots of jobs" no former employers were mentioned?

"I have lots of experience" in what?

"I am very polite"

"I feel my skills & experience will be what you want" PMSL


He has not mentioned ANYTHING about ANYTHING :laugh:

Poor guy, if he sent 5000 letters out, 5000 would have been binned.




He must of been edukated Norf of London :001_rolleyes:
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Old 17-02-2012, 03:20 PM
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It's amazing some of the letters you get isn't it.

The amount I have had that are in the bin before the end of the first paragraph.
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Old 17-02-2012, 04:01 PM
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It's amazing some of the letters you get isn't it.

The amount I have had that are in the bin before the end of the first paragraph.


LOL ...... same mate.
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Old 17-02-2012, 05:56 PM
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Southern boy by the sounds of it as us up North like to brag about what we can do
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Old 17-02-2012, 06:44 PM
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Southern boy by the sounds of it as us up North like to brag about what we can do
Oh yeah,

I remember you telling me..

Drink beer, pick nose...
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Old 17-02-2012, 07:07 PM
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I remember you telling me..

Drink beer, pick nose...

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Old 17-02-2012, 10:59 PM
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it dont take a genius to work out how to write a decent CV.
apparently though even idiots think they can write one !!!!
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