Twat arse fox

Driving back from work this morning,fookin fox runs across in front of me, hit brakes as hard as i could,thud! Great ive hit it.
Got out to find a fox size hole in the lower bumper grill of my BMW.Loads of fur and stuff.
Fortunately the air con rad was ok,lots of fur stuck to it.
I did take a look at fox in middle of road,needless to say it wasnt pretty.

Will stick a pic up of damage later, just so you can all laugh,after all its only a beemer

[DukeBoy]

At least it wasn't the scoob after the front mount was fitted....then you would of been gutted

[Steve_PPP]

at least it saved you going via Tesco's to get dinner on the way home

Hell yeah,if it had been scoob with FMIC i would have hunted down the whole foxes family and gutted them

As the old joke goes.

What was the last thing going through the foxes mind?...........











........ Its arse!


Gutted mate, you haven't lent it to Jim on the quiet have you? You know his luck

Mate, the worste bit was that there was actual fox poo everywhere as well,either it **** itself or its arse burst. Yuk

[Steve_PPP]

Originally Posted by Crowman

its arse burst. Yuk

nice

Grim