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Old 28-06-2010, 09:20 PM
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Old 28-06-2010, 09:25 PM
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i've heard so many England jokes today its unbelievable. there are 23 more to come, but they're still on the plane!
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Old 28-06-2010, 10:31 PM
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Apparently for breakfast they all had cereals.













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Old 28-06-2010, 10:35 PM
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For the next game Capello will be using Woody and Buz Lightyear up front, cos Shrek and Donkey just arent performing
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Old 29-06-2010, 05:21 AM
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A bloke walks in to a brothel and says "I'm a bit kinky, how much for total
humiliation?"
The Madam replies £37.50.
The bloke says "Wow, that's cheap, what do I get for that?"
She says "A ******* England top!"
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Old 29-06-2010, 05:23 AM
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Fabio Capello was wheeling his shopping trolley across the supermarket car park when he noticed an old lady struggling with her bags of shopping. He stopped and asked, “Can you manage dear?” To which the old lady replied, “No way. You got yourself into this mess, don’t ask me to sort it out!”
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Old 29-06-2010, 05:25 AM
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I hear Oxo are making a new product. The packaging is white with a red cross and they're calling it the laughing stock.
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Old 29-06-2010, 08:40 AM
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I heard a joke yesterday, but it's too long to put on here. It was Capello's press conference
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Old 29-06-2010, 08:52 AM
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Fabio Capello was asked if he'll be going 4-4-2 later. He replied "no, i'll probably go 747. It's bigger and has more leg room
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Old 29-06-2010, 09:53 AM
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Excellent stuff !!!

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Old 29-06-2010, 02:28 PM
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1 pair of football boots. No scuff marks, good as new. Please contact Wayne Rooney

Poor David Blane, his record of doing nothing in a box for so long has just been broken by Wayne Rooney

This world cup was just like WW2! The French surrendered early, the USA arrive last min and we were left to fight the Germans

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Fabio Capello walks into the shower room at the England training camp and finds a steaming turd on the tiles. He angrily shouts 'Who's s*** on the floor' Hesky replies 'I am boss but i'm good in the air!
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Old 29-06-2010, 03:54 PM
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lol sickipedia's full of them, they were saying on the news that Rooney had his chest waxed too
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